CRIMINAL CONFESSIONS
FROM SUBURBIA

by Sally & Malcolm Barrett.

Originally titled WE LOVE S&M

 

Chapter Eleven:
EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES
.

The unusual length and seeming gratuitously explicit previous two chapters wrote themselves and I let it roll because I had a serious point to make. Consider the situation of a handsome married man taken by four homosexuals around four bars each packed with self-confessed sadists, seemingly grotesquely dedicated to uninhibited sexuality ... and during three hours nowhere at no time were any liberties taken. There are strict rules about such things. Judge Rant may not know about them but in SM Communities anyone who commits an act which is irresponsible or non-consensual is considered to be a criminal. It's just a tragedy that The Law in Britain is not wise enough to make the same distinction. The sequel to that first San Francisco story (there have been several other visits since) is relevant to what needs to be said next. After I'd had my wicked way with Malc as a grand finale to his adventure we both got back into the clothes we'd started the evening in and went upstairs to find Mike and Janie.

They'd waited up for us. Malcolm was looking decidedly sheepish ... but Janie hugged him soon as he appeared and said “Thanks for giving Mike and the boys such a wonderful evening.” Then Mike drove us back to our hotel and we slept through till noon. Over lunch the kids told us about the fabulous time they'd had with Liza, Janie and Mikes' daughter. They'd arranged to meet her again that evening and asked if we had any plans. I said I thought we old folks would just take it easy. Suddenly Todd said “Are you two into Kinky Sex?” There's nothing subtle about our Todd ... and without waiting for a reply he went on “Liza thinks her Ma and Pa might be. I told her we know that you two get a lot of rumpo but we'd never asked what sort.” Well, if Rosanne Barr had been invented in 1983 she might have come back with the right reply. I looked at Malc who shifted uneasily on his chair ... but that might have been a physical problem due to my grand finale last night rather than embarrassment. I heard myself saying “And how do you know we get a lot of Rumpo as you call it?” “Aw come on,” drawls Melanie like she's been to Yale for a semester “We only have to look at your faces over the breakfast table to know if you've had it off the night before.” “Stop the world it's spinning too fast,” I thought. We've always made a point of being honest with our kids, which has meant trouble since Melanie heard about the virgin birth in Religious Education and asked the teacher if that was like artificial insemination. Well at eight years old that can start people talking. I certainly got some funny looks at the next Parent/Teacher meeting.

No, but seriously, coming in the middle of this particular learning experience for Malcolm and me the kid's question came as a bit of a shock. Suddenly Malc says “Yes. We're into kinky sex .. at least kinky for want of a better description.” “Wow great!” says Todd, his sixteen year old eyes bright with admiration “What sort of kinks?” I held my breath. “That is for us to know and you to find out, as your Aunt Ethel would surely say. We've always told you to ask questions but we didn't promise to always give you answers, right? Ask me again when you're eighteen.” “I'll be eighteen next month,” chirrups Melanie. “On second thoughts ask me when you're twenty,” he tells Todd “and until then keep your noses out of our private business. We don't quiz you too closely about what you're finding out for yourselves. We trust you ... and don't stop asking us questions.” Then he says “I'll tell you something I didn't know till I read it somewhere: the word education doesn't mean to be taught things ... it means to draw out or perhaps it was find out. I happen to think it's important that people are taught where to find the information, and it's wrong to prevent people getting to that information. Censorship has been the name of the game since the Christian Bishops burned the library at Alexandria . The collected wisdom of the Ancient World was there and a lot of it was lost for ever. Then all those monks beavering away editing things out of the original gospels in the Dark Ages because they didn't agree with them. Well, it's still going on!”

Well, we all stared at Daddy Bear ... and he shrugged suddenly and went back to munching his home fries. I asked him “What sort of kinky books have you been reading to pick up that sort of opinion?” “Oh, there are still things about me that you haven't found out yet,” he twinkles. I stood up and kissed him and as my fingers moved to tweak his nipples he grabbed my hands very quickly and firmly.

Just to wrap up the story ... our kids are both married now and as far as we know, happy. Vera, as I said at the beginning, is notoriously still as active as she wants to be and she's still streets ahead of many people with less miles on the clock. As for Malc and I, we didn't find the kids moving out was the end, but the beginning of something. Until last December's court decision we were contented with our life. The process of writing all this down ... well anyway, thinking it, saying it, writing it and kicking it around; deciding what to include and what not to include has helped us both come to terms with our opinions and our natures and our confidence that even if the world judges us as being guilty of horrible things we know we're not. We love our games and we love the people who play them safely and sanely and of course consensually. Without mutual consent you have a crime. If people play without responsibility it would be nice to have the protection of the law ... but like regular health checks for State Registered Prostitutes ... that's beyond our so-called Civilized Society.

THE END

ADDITION MATERIAL IN THE PRINTED VOLUME INCLUDES:

The full text of 'EROTIC BONDAGE - Twelve Talking Points'
Two articles on the "Spanner" trial (see
MORE on-going 'Spanner' campaign info.)
An
INTRODUCTION to the book discusses popular misconceptions about S&M game-players.

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